Why rent a Corolla...

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
10/23/2019 at 22:17 • Filed to: None

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When you can rent a V8 Challenger? Seriously.

We made it to Seattle, after what might be the toughest take-off I’ve ever experienced on a flight. It was seriously scary. I knew it would be bad because a storm was rolling into Denver, but I never expected that. Then we got to wait on the tarmac at Sea-Tac because the plane at our assigned gate took forever to leave.

But now we’re here and getting ready to tuck into some fondue. Good times!


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 22:24

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Wasn’t I right about it making your penis bigger?


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/23/2019 at 22:27

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And happier! The noises it makes are delightful.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 22:30

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Hertz?

I still like showing off the amusingly named Scat Pack I rented last year - on points even.

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 22:32

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Find a tunnel or parking garage and press the sport button.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 22:35

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M y office is on 3rd right across from the library - I’m expecting a full block burnout in front of the building.  :)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 22:40

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Even in plain white it looks scads better than a Corolla. Enjoy!


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 22:40

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/23/2019 at 23:17

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I might get in trouble if I do that. The first time I stabbed the throttle there was a loud gasp from the passenger seat.

I’m totally going to do it again


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > fintail
10/23/2019 at 23:17

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Sort of... Thrifty. Hertz owns them now.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Chariotoflove
10/23/2019 at 23:18

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Thanks! I could see myself in one of these for sure.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > wafflesnfalafel
10/23/2019 at 23:19

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That’d be fun, but I do sort of need to preserve my driving record.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
10/23/2019 at 23:28

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Just tell yourself it was a good gasp. Not a scared gasp. An “I’ve just discovered I like this” gasp.


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 00:17

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Awesome car to rent, I had a pre-facelift one in Hawaii back in 2012.  Despite the terrible interior, it was fun to blast across the Big Island.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 03:10

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On my last vacation I spent a bit extra and got a “luxury mid sized” was supposed to get an ATS or similar, ended up with a GLC300. I don’t think I’ll ever rent an economy car again. You’re on vacation why not get something that’s enjoyable to drive.

In other words TREAT YO SELF


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 03:13

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First one I ever scared myself in a car was in a 08 Charger R/T. Got a bit throttle happy and got  sideways on a bend. It was the first time I’d ever driven something RWD and powerful enough to side on pavement. 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 03:44

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why rent a Corolla?

coz the Challenger isn’t available here

:P


Kinja'd!!! NKato > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 04:28

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 Welcome to Shitattle.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/24/2019 at 11:39

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Yep, I agree. I booked a midsize because I knew they’d either upgrade us when they didn’t have any, or it would at least be cheaper to get one if I wanted to. She actually offered me a Jaguar first , but I really wanted a Challenger. I don't know how much they were asking for the Jag, but I know rental companies think Jags are somehow irresistible and usually ask a lot.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > NKato
10/24/2019 at 11:55

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Well, it’s snowing in Denver right now, so Seattle is better by default.

But b ecause it’s Denver, it’ll be 70 degrees on Saturday.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 13:45

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Well with the Jag they have to factor in the price of the tow truck 


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/24/2019 at 16:01

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True


Kinja'd!!! NKato > fhrblig
10/24/2019 at 20:44

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FALLLLSE. I love me some snow donuts.